spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
He rides across the nation a thoroughbred of sin..
He got the application that you just sent in
It needs evaluation so let the games begin
A heinous crime a show of force a murder would be nice of course
bad horse bad horse bad horse
The evil league of evil is watching so beware
The grade that you receive will be your last we swear
So make the bad horse gleeful, or he’ll make you his mare
You’re saddled up, there’s no recourse
it’s HIGH HO SILVER
Signed Bad Horse
98% of this image is pure badass
Then there’s Armstrong’s little hair loop.
Are you suggesting the Hair Loop, which has been passed down by the Armstrong family for generations, which has survived countless battles and remained perfectly coiffed, is not a testament to the ELEGANCE and STRENGTH of the Armstrong legacy?!